rareity:

WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS BLOG CONTAINS ”ADULT LANGUAGE”!!!! PLEASE UNFOLLOW IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE WORDS SUCH AS, ‘BRIEFCASE’, ‘MORTGAGE’, ‘ECONOMY’ OR ‘OFFICE’

radboysehun:

im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt

dammitmishaa:

So my friend came into school one day wearing a dress that had straps and the vice principal came up to her and said “You need to either change or cover your shoulders up because it’ll distract the boys” to which she replied “Well I find boys faces distracting, do they have to cover them up?” and the vice principal said “Maybe you should focus in class more.”

If that doesn’t tell you that things are messed up, then I don’t know what does. 

rebeccamartin2:

Feline revocation notices are being sent out as we speak.  

This affront to minimal competency standards can NOT be tolerated.

surgeongenerals:

i feel like this is really important

surgeongenerals:

i feel like this is really important

catalystconduit:

i was trying to open a pickle jar and it fell and shattered on the floor and there was pickles and glass and juice everywhere and i slow turned to my cat and whispered “well we sure do find ourselves in a pickle here” then stood there laughing alone in a dark house illuminated by the fridge light while surrounded by my disaster 

coffeerunrun:

Me too, dog, me too.

coffeerunrun:

Me too, dog, me too.

(Source: dragonsmagick)

pgay:

”if u like someone just tell them!!” yeah sure goodbye

ichigou-senpai:

when the friend draws you a thing

ichigou-senpai:

when the friend draws you a thing

(Source: low--calorie)


This little guy needed a break mid-walk

This little guy needed a break mid-walk

(Source: awwww-cute)